Just for the fun of it - because I haven't responded to a review for a while - I would have chosen this one, had I understood it. You seem to have loved the dinner and had porters coming out of your ears. Do you need 5 bags? Do your bags need 'hauling'? Do you think you may have over-packed somewhat? You say you didn't love Rissington, but, as the reviewer a few spots below you says "What's not to like about this place"? You don't seem to be at all clear about that, except maybe that we have some stairs (although not very many of them) or that our check-in women are too small? And I can assure that not all of them are 'petite', so maybe you just got a smaller-than-average one. Sorry about that.